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green masturbation
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Green
Masturbation
is the act of
wanking
and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using
paper
tissues, thus preventing deforestation.
Green
Masturbation
will
save the
world
! :D
green masturbation
by
Keatonguy
May 10, 2008