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Jamaican Pool Noodle

Jamaican Pool Party filled with glorious island folk while not invited on a cruise or tourist destination
Hopped on a cruise, bought $10 flip flops with zero arch support...

Jamaican pool noodle was the goal

..Day started wonderful

It turned into a Jamaican pool party with white peopke in dreads

"...My wedding party from Cape Cod got overtook by Jamaicans and ruined my wife's dress with Red Stripe and Appleton Rum"

Dragon Saddling

The act of riding a very large female without a harness, helmet, or mouthpiece
Mannn...I just finished a Dragon Saddling with a 350 pounder and she broke my arm because I didn't have the proper safety equipment