White guy: Man, I gotta walk my dogs.
Black guy: Oh, you mean you gotta walk the dwawgs?
White guy: Oh yea, I'm cool, I'm hip, I'm walkin' duh dwawgs.
Black guy: ...-__-
Black guy: Oh, you mean you gotta walk the dwawgs?
White guy: Oh yea, I'm cool, I'm hip, I'm walkin' duh dwawgs.
Black guy: ...-__-
by Kayla52396 July 16, 2011
Girl: I want to kill myself, I don't feel like me anymore.
Guy: You're just pmdepressing, you'll be fine in a week.
week later....
Girl: You make me so happy babe! Let's get married.
Guy: (crickets)...
Guy: You're just pmdepressing, you'll be fine in a week.
week later....
Girl: You make me so happy babe! Let's get married.
Guy: (crickets)...
by Kayla52396 June 21, 2011