a dinosaur with Walmart-jean-covered legs.
"Attention Southern California, breaking news. A Tyrannosaurus Rex has terrorized a shopping center. Details are coming in that at a Yorba Linda Walmart, a dinosaur came rushing in and stomped all over fucking everyone. The dinosaur, identifyied as Kaley, has released a statement in her defense claiming she has done nothing wrong and was just shopping as part of the 2 for $20 jean sale."
