Definitions by Katie jones

johnny football 

A crazy good player for Texas a&m who is known for being the arch enemy of the crimson tide football team.

That johnny football is so good, he makes me scared for alabama!

johnny football by Katie jones September 14, 2013

SAFFMA

Slang term for 'suck a fart from my arse'

'I think you should SAFFMA'

SAFFMA by katie jones June 16, 2008