Definitions by Kate Kedvesh

mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

Danny Masstett or mildy retarded kid who plays too much Legends of Zelda and names their dog "Kitty"

The Mass Man rode by on his bike again...what a dork!