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Definitions by Kaotek Kowbell

It's like the WNBA, but with all dudes.
"Did you catch that NBA game last night?"

"No, I'm straight. I watch WNBA."
NBA by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024

Crumbkakke 

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.
Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!
Crumbkakke by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024