Definitions by Kanye motherfucking west

The tree trunk maneuver 

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

The tree trunk maneuver by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021