2 definitions by Kane Marco

An acronym for; Fuck Her In The Ass
Pronounced as Fajita
Commonly used with a prefix of; "I would..."
Rob: "Hey you see that redhead over there?"

Kane: "Yeah, I would F.H.I.T.A.."
by Kane Marco January 7, 2009
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A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.

Referred to by Physicians as FBJ

Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:

Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"

Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"

Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."

Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"

Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."

Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
by Kane Marco January 8, 2009
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