Kamikaze Watermelon's definitions

yopefod

Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.

Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.

My friend was really not looking forward to a career. I think it was a case of yopefod.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 6, 2009

fuckny

short for "fucking funny" used when something is so funny you actually laugh about it for days

"Have you seen Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yes! It's so fuckny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

penis-breath

A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.

B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you

C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.

A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."

B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."

C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

pole-dancing

The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.

His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009