Kamikaze Watermelon's definitions

fuckny

short for "fucking funny" used when something is so funny you actually laugh about it for days

"Have you seen Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yes! It's so fuckny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

lolz

(verb) A double slang term of lol, however adding some emphasis on it, lolz is actually a sign that instead of lazily typing lol that the person genuinely finds your comment funny.

An Internet Slang root; lol

Random1: i hate that new kid he is such an ass-wipe
Random2: i kno hes such an ass wipe that even toilet paper has him hanging on the wall
Random1: lolz

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009

tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

pole-dancing

The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.

His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009