Kaiser Obama's definitions

tambandarino

A goat penis, usually around 20-25 inches long. Can be used to describe the length of someone's penis.

"Did you see chad over there, I here he has some tambandarino"

by Kaiser Obama May 15, 2021

The Osama

When on a plane while a girl is sucking your dick, right before ejaculating, light your pubes on fire and scream "Allahu Akbar" at the top of your lungs.Then activate your bomb vest

Note: You must be wearing turban and bomb vest. Girl must be wearing burqa

"I'm not going to do The Osama, you know what happened last time someone did that."
"Oh yeah, that didnt go down well"

by Kaiser Obama May 18, 2021