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A young dummy so hopelessly brainwashed by older generations’ nostalgia that they blindly worship the past and trash everything from their own era — usually regurgitating exaggerated or flat-out false stories like they were there to witness it.
Zac: “Michael Jordan was so great he didn’t even sweat. Players today soft.”
Tyrone: “Man why you letting these old heads lie to you like that? You wasn’t even alive to watch him play, you such a Nostalslave.”
Tyrone: “Man why you letting these old heads lie to you like that? You wasn’t even alive to watch him play, you such a Nostalslave.”
by Kaimac April 30, 2025
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