Definitions by Kai from Palo Alto

douche 

One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser

I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?

douche by Kai from Palo Alto September 16, 2008

douchey 

Unimaginative, uninteresting, stale, preppy, mainstream, especially in a self-promoting way.

We could go out for free drinks with my douchey i-banker friends.

douchey by Kai from Palo Alto September 16, 2008