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Definitions by Kai Wreck Things

Bald Cancer 

Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous
Person 1: where’s bald Childe?
Person 2: you also meant bald cancer
Bald Cancer by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021

Bald Childe 

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
Bald Childe by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021