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Definitions by K.J. Mills
Kalamazoo cockscrew
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When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the
male
a hand
job
. Then urinates in his
mouth
.
Woah
Betty
, I gave Jim
Bob
a Kalamazoo Cockscrew, now his penis is
raw
Kalamazoo cockscrew
by
K.J. Mills
December 27, 2009
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