K-Dog 's definitions

Sexy-Fluid

Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.

Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.

by K-DOG March 19, 2014

Richard Dawson Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.

Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.

by K-DOG June 25, 2014

Sleepcum

The sleepy feeling you get when you have just blown a load or orgasmed.

"Yeah after I wanked off I got tired and had to sleepcum"

by K-dog July 4, 2016