K Quack's definitions

Gashday

The day between 28th February and 1st March when there is no leap year. A day that exists only for poor youts that were born on the 29th February but after 33 years are still unable to come to terms with it.

Mandem doesn't even have a birthday cos he's born on the 29th Feb. Poor yout. Let's just celebrate his Gashday instead - man needs a special day.

by K Quack March 1, 2018