Definitions by Justion Bailey

Filthy Carl 

The act of defecating in ones sock and proceeding to slap another individual across the face with the afformentioned. In most occurences, there is a giver and a reciever. (Usually a tremendous insult)

I gave Brittany a dirty carl when she turned around.

Filthy Carl by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

solo massage 

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

solo massage by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003