Definitions by Justion Bailey

solo massage 

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

solo massage by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

Filthy Carl 

The act of defecating in ones sock and proceeding to slap another individual across the face with the afformentioned. In most occurences, there is a giver and a reciever. (Usually a tremendous insult)

I gave Brittany a dirty carl when she turned around.

Filthy Carl by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003