Justin The Almighty's definitions

Irish Wake Tea Bag

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.

Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.

by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018

Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011