Justin Kay's definitions

Pop Tart

A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.

Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.

What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!

by Justin Kay July 7, 2006