Definitions by Justin & Todd

Menoclaus 

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

Menoclaus by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

presidential erection by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007