Menoclaus

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

by Justin & Todd November 04, 2007

presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

by Justin & Todd November 04, 2007