Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )

Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

MSR700

The MSR700 is a bolt-action rifle in zombie survival game, project zomboid. This is one of the only two bolt-action rifles in the game, the other being the MSR788. The MSR700 is just the MSR788 but worse. It does less damage (To body shots, this isnt shown on the wiki, but tested myself.) The range is lower, the bullets might be more common but hell are they heavy, and good fucking luck finding it. It is SUPPOSED to be common, apparently being able to spawn in homes, but I've actually barely ever seen this rifle. Once again, due to the nature of bolt-action guns in this game, they really suck. The fire cooldown being some of the longest in the game (Bolt-Action, duh.) and only being able to pick off one zombie at a time. Now I know nobody reads these anymore, but I made a mistake on my MSR788 definition. It can pierce up to two zombies, which makes it viable to an extent. But, our friend the MSR700 cant even pierce one zombie, making this one of the MOST useless guns in the game.

Timmy: "Wow, I found an MSR700! Must be good, right?" (This guy is new to the game.)

Jimmy: "It's literally the most ass gun known to mankind." (This guy is sane, and actually plays the game.)

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

MSR788

The MSR788 is a hunting rifle in popular zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The MSR788 has a 3 magazine capacity, chambered in .308 hunting rounds. It has an internal magazine, which means you don't need a magazine to use this weapon. Instead, your character will load it directly through the breech in the bolt. It is one of the most customizable guns in the game, being able to add NEARLY every attachment. This includes, Iron sights, Red Dot sight, 2x Scope, 4x Scope, 8x Scope, Recoil pad, and the Fiberglass stock. However, to use this rifle, it is RECOMMENDED (Not required, like every gun in the game.) to have aiming level 4+. This will greatly assist your efficiency in using this rifle. (Ahem, warning, the next few sentences is my OPINION. Dont shit on me for this.) The MSR788 is ass. This absolute dogshit. If you're not doing PVP, might as well toss this thing out. (After taking off the attachments.) Like actually, why would you want to pick off zombies one by one? Many more efficient weapons for that, like melees, it is only good in PVP situations, which most zomboid players wont experience (unless on a large server) because they're either playing singleplayer or teaming up with their friends on their hosted servers. I just hate this gun.

Timmy: "I found an MSR788, what a waste of a gun spawn."

Jimmy: "I know, all it does is remove another gun from the loot table of that gun closet."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 05, 2023

M36 Revolver

The M36 revolver is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. This gun is the last of all revolvers, and man is it different from the rest. Now lets start off with the best thing about this gun, it's really quiet. Like the most quiet in the game, being only able to be heard from 30 tiles away. Not only that, it's the most accurate out of any handgun. It's much more common than many other handguns, and can be found in cabinets. (Along with the ammo, which is .38 Special.) It cant jam, and it's the LIGHTEST of any gun in the game. Now for the downsides. It doesnt do much damage, has one less ammo capacity than other revolvers, and takes a bit longer to reload. Thats literally it. It's a really nice gun, can be used to level aiming skill for multiple reasons, it's quiet, accurate, and doesnt jam. This gun is well-rounded, personally I find it as a reliable secondary.

Timmy: "Neat, an M36 Revolver!"

Jimmy: "Cool, we can level our aiming a bit."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

M200 Cheytac Intervention

1. That silly COD sniper rifle that had tons of montages made in the 2010's.

2. Bolt-Action sniper rifle chambered in .408 Cheytac or 375 Cheytac Cartridge fed by a 7 round magazine. Still in military service to this day, and performs quite well even against rifles using the more popular sniper cartridge, .50 BMG. Has a carry handle in front of the trigger, which allows for somewhat easier carrying when not in use.

Jimmy: Some random tryhard no-scoped me with an M200 Cheytac Intervention today.

Timmy: The US army still uses the M200 Cheytac Intervention as one of their main snipers, for some reason.

by Just a casual Plague Doctor August 29, 2023

M16 Assault Rifle

The M16 is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M16 is single-handedly the most rare gun in the game, only available through military areas, and a very small chance of it being in gun stores. This thing is a BEAST, the only gun having full auto in the game (Which means you need high aiming skill to manage this guns immense recoil..) Good fucking luck getting the mags, they're equally as rare or even rarer at times...they use 5.56mm (Obviously.) It can also use all the attachments in the game. It's great, and can only be detected from 70 tiles. The gun is evidently the most efficient of all to gun down hordes, but you'll definitely need level 7 or more on aiming to manage the recoil. (This was the last gun description, I hope you enjoyed them. :D I'll begin to describe the melee's, which will be exponentially more difficult! I hope you'll read those too.)

Timmy: "JIMMY I FOUND THE FUCKING M16 ASSAULT RIFLE."

Jimmy: "WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LUCKY?!"

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

M9 Pistol

The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.

Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."

Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023