Definitions by Just In E

goatee 

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

goatee by Just In E February 11, 2010