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Definitions by Jussi Hauge
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To be unemployed for so
long
that you become
fat
and
bloated
.
Your
mother
is so
fat
and lazy she's become unemploded. Your
mother
is so unemploded her state assistance checks get lost in her rolls.
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by
Jussi Hauge
May 18, 2008
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