Jums (sps)'s definitions

jums

When your testicles are very itchy and you must beat it with a hammer to resolve the itchiness.

"What the hell are you doing Jordan" "I'm beating my testicles with a hammer, because i have the jums!"

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019