Definitions by Julius Plea$er

snail net 

The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.

Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!

snail net by Julius Plea$er June 3, 2016