1 definition by Julian Jensen

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opposite of fag hag

A 'straight' man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, Mike and Ike ©

Unofficially coined by comedian Wyatt Cenac
I cant believe that you were hanging out with all of your lesbian friends last night. You are a total mike and dyke.
by Julian Jensen August 09, 2008

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