Noil

A Noil is the highest form of existence directly under The Joshman Himself.
It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective.
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United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.
Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
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