Judge Shmendric's definitions

flarple

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down

That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?

by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008