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Newton, Texas

Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.
Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.
by Judge Roy Bean October 3, 2008
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