Juddsy Boges's definitions

master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007