12 definitions by Jubilation T. Corndog

Acronym for "Made It Happen On Purpose." The term is used in association with the various conspiracy theories involving the Unites States Government's role in the attack on the World Trade Center in New York, New York on September 11, 2001.

Use of the the similar term, "LIHOP: Let It Happen On Purpose," is not as widespread.
The candidate asserted that the MIHOP scenario has no valid features.
by Jubilation T. Corndog September 2, 2006
Get the MIHOP mug.
Swizzle was an inexpensive wine similar to Ripple. Both appeared on the market at about the same time, in about 1968 or 1969. Like Ripple, Swizzle was sweet and fruit flavored and came in 12 oz. bottles.

Their popularity came from the effect wine has on women. (If you plan on getting layed - what other reason is there?, you have to be careful that they don't get sick and pass out.)

About a year later, Boone's Farm and Annie Green Springs appeared on the market in one liter bottles along with a less well known wine drink called Ariba, which was 20% alcohol.

The latter had a reputation as a "sneaky Pete" because you could slip them to a date who could normally guzzle the 11% beverages all night while keeping her mouth running and her knees together.
With a six pack of Swizzle (or Ariba) you could get her home from the drive-in movies by one and just dump her and her clothes out on her front lawn and go home and get a good night's sleep. (Some ppl hafta work!)
by Jubilation T. Corndog April 28, 2007
Get the Swizzle mug.
verb:
1. In the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. Others may do the same expecting a contrary result.

2. noun: A trick so padded. "To take the whole schmeer."

3. To increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.
Once he got elected to office the Republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.
by Jubilation T. Corndog October 19, 2006
Get the schmeer mug.
The phrase refers to a banner whose design was copied from the British Union Jack. It was used by some armed mobs of southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (very similar to what modern day Republicans are doing). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit fascist.
by Jubilation T. Corndog August 25, 2007
Get the Stars and Bars mug.
The phrase refers to a banner, which was copied from the British Union Jack, and was used by some of the mobs of Southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (not unlike what the modern day Republicans are trying to do). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit red neck.
by Jubilation T. Corndog August 6, 2007
Get the Stars and Bars mug.
The phrase refers to a flag used by a number of units in the armies of the Southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865. The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain. The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
I take joy in defiling the Stars and Bars wherever I find it. Especially when its in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit biker.
by Jubilation T. Corndog June 2, 2007
Get the Stars and Bars mug.
The phrase refers to a banner, which was copied from the British Union Jack, and was used by some of the mobs of Southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (not unlike what the modern day Republicans are trying to do). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit fascist.
by Jubilation T. Corndog August 14, 2007
Get the Stars and Bars mug.