Definitions by Juan Swanson

necromangina 

Numbness or loss of feeling related to excessive repeat performances of the "Stand Up and Flap Your Dong Between Your Legs" maneuver.

After rapidly flapping his dong between his legs in front of the bathroom mirror, Juan was startled to realize that he overdid it, and had caused himself temporary necromangina.

necromangina by Juan Swanson December 27, 2013