Juan Marquez's definitions

Spazzo

A USA soccer team fan, someone who thinks that the USA soccer team is unbeatable, someone who wanks off to soccer player Landon Donovan and think he is god's gift to the world. They usually run in packs with their bellies out making tailgates at MLS and USA games making horrific noises and chants.

Chris thinks Landon Donovan will win the Golden Boot after the USA wins the World Cup with a clean sheet thanks to The Gooch...what a spazzo!

by Juan Marquez June 11, 2006