Juan Maloviche Cartolo's definitions

Skrumptious

adj. A word describing a girl (or guy) who has a tendency to Arc-Skrump.

1: I got the 4 lokos, you Skerpin' tonight?
2: No, I was fittin' to, but Michelle is hella Skrumptious tonight.
1: So you Skrumpin' then?
2: Yee, the final frontier.
1: Alright good luck with that.

by Juan Maloviche Cartolo November 19, 2010

droiderbating

(V.) The act of pleasing oneself through droidal exploration.

A. Hey Nick, what were you doing last night?
B. Oh, I was droiderbating.

by Juan Maloviche Cartolo January 24, 2011

Skrump

To seek and/or obtain rimjobs.

I be skrumpin' yee yee.

by Juan Maloviche Cartolo March 18, 2010