Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

by Joshel ;) June 06, 2011

Midgeslut

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha

Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"

by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011