Definitions by Josh Van

Party 

Only two reasons to attend a party or social gathering of a group of people.
1. To drink a lot of alcohol
2. To hook up with someone of the opposite sex

Dude1: How was the party?
Dude2: Great, I got so wasted.

Dude1: How was the party?
Dude2: It sucked, ran out of booze and there were like no chicks there.

Party by Josh Van December 28, 2005