Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box

Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck

by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007

book

Another word for cool.

Originates from using T9 Text messaging (something you use that automatically finds the most common word for the number combination you enter) and trying to say cool.

Jim: "What's up Jill?"
Jill: "Nothing Jim"
Jim: "Book, book."

by Josh Jeffery July 20, 2007