4 definitions by Josh Aussems

nurpee

the act of grabbing another being or animal's nipple, firmly pinching it and the quickly twisting. Also see purple nurple.

by Josh Aussems March 26, 2005

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

by Josh Aussems March 26, 2005

Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.

Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.

by Josh Aussems March 26, 2005

id lay the pipe to that skank ass ho!

by Josh Aussems March 26, 2005