Josh Aussems's definitions

nurpee

the act of grabbing another being or animal's nipple, firmly pinching it and the quickly twisting. Also see purple nurple.

1. Get Slurpee with that nurpee
2. EEEEEE Nurpee

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

Stair Master

Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.

Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

lay the pipe

to rail a chick from the back

id lay the pipe to that skank ass ho!

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005