Definitions by Josh Allen the Throat Goat

Kirking 

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

Kirking by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024