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Irish Napalm
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When you’ve had one
two
many
Guinness
and pay the
price
the following morning
Oof
I’ve just called in the
Irish
Napalm
Irish Napalm
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Josh,Marth&jonsey
January 23, 2026
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Smuggling a midget
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When you
are
desperate
for a
turd
“ I feel
like
I’m
smuggling
a
midget
”
Smuggling a midget
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Josh,Marth&jonsey
January 21, 2026
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