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Definitions by Josh,Marth&jonsey
Irish Napalm
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When you’ve had
one two
many Guinness and
pay the price
the following
morning
Oof I’ve just
called in
the Irish
Napalm
Irish Napalm
by
Josh,Marth&jonsey
January 23, 2026
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Smuggling a midget
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When you
are
desperate
for a
turd
“ I
feel like
I’m
smuggling
a
midget
”
Smuggling a midget
by
Josh,Marth&jonsey
January 21, 2026
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