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A white man in an arkansas prison gang. He loves to play around but is actually serious. Has hands like lightning. The great white ape who has smashed and been samshed by several toads. 163808 is the population. He is last of a dying breed and holds it down for the Aryan race. He keeps his area and himself clean always and stands up for women and elderly people. Out in the free world he trys to just chill and enjoy life but then someone calls his bluff only he don't bluff he stands on everything he says and is always ready for battle. Also will destroy anyone over those he loves. Honkey Kong was raised and molded on Respect Loyalty Love Honor and Honesty. Looks out for everyone when he can and will always be # Team Kota ⚡⚡
Honkey Kong is here better act right. Oh no don't touch that it belongs to Honkey Kong. Honkey Kong the great white ape.
by Joseph Chaney September 29, 2017
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