Definitions by Jose Chavez

Jimmy Whip 

After sex, with a condom, you do not throw it away, but instead you slap your partner in the face with a used condom.

I told my sexual partner to look in a northern direction, and when they turned back, I Jimmy Whipped them.

Jimmy Whip by Jose Chavez March 25, 2005

Black Beard 

When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.

My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.

Black Beard by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005

Quaker Steak And Lube 

The Best Restuarant ever!

Quakers Wings are the best

Quaker Steak And Lube by Jose Chavez September 9, 2003