Jorge Sandoval's definitions
1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.
2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.
3. The act of collecting coins.
2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.
3. The act of collecting coins.
Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017
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