cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker
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where the party's at

locale of the party/pahty/partay
My pants is where the party's at
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