Girlcotting

A guy seeking to spare himself further relationship woes may decide to suspend non-platonic interaction with girls.
A - She dumped you? I'm sorry man. Got any ideas for the rebound?

B - Nah. I'm girlcotting for a few months until I'm sane again.
by Jordan Harr August 04, 2007
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Hampage

To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.
A - Wow, you put on like 10 pounds over Thanksgiving!

B - Yeah, I went on a serious hampage.
by Jordan Harr August 04, 2007
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