Definitions by Jordan Catalano
Fuelivore
An excessively large SUV or truck that guzzles fuel and will ultimately bring about the destruction of all life on Earth as we know it.
Chip: Hey Waldo, did you just see that Hummer ram that Geo off the road?
Waldo: Yeah, Chip. I can’t stand those fuelivores who throw their weight around the streets like Rush Limbaugh at a Krispy Kreme. Hey, is it just me or does it seem unseasonably hot this winter?
Waldo: Yeah, Chip. I can’t stand those fuelivores who throw their weight around the streets like Rush Limbaugh at a Krispy Kreme. Hey, is it just me or does it seem unseasonably hot this winter?
Fuelivore by Jordan Catalano July 16, 2008