1 definition by Jordan Catalano

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An excessively large SUV or truck that guzzles fuel and will ultimately bring about the destruction of all life on Earth as we know it.
Chip: Hey Waldo, did you just see that Hummer ram that Geo off the road?

Waldo: Yeah, Chip. I can’t stand those fuelivores who throw their weight around the streets like Rush Limbaugh at a Krispy Kreme. Hey, is it just me or does it seem unseasonably hot this winter?
by Jordan Catalano February 01, 2006
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