Definitions by Jordan (Captain Awesome)

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. 

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

dinocore

Something that has to do with dinosaurs and is hardcore at the same time. So pretty much all things that have to do with dinosaurs, becuase they rule.

"Dude, that T-Rex is so Dinocore. He ate that Parasaurolophus like it was nothing."

dinocore by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006