Definitions by Joran van der Sloot

Dutch Butt Disease

A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry

Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease

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When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed

Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system

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