wav

Irish expression for a penis, coming from the well known and much loved guttering company, Wavin Pipes.
''I was sorely tempted to give her the wav. The way she was looking at me made me feel very peculiar indeed, inside my tummy''. Commented Eugene, regretfully.

''Did you give her a length of the wav?'' Asked Tony.
''Feck off, you greaseball, practically everything that comes out of your mouth is innapropriate''. Replied the bitterly disgruntled and weary employee.
by Jonny Tennant June 11, 2006
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toilet

A term of light derision originating in England
"ya fackin toilet, youve gone and got me the wrong bloody baccy, Lucie, hes gone and got me the wrong bloody baccy". Said Ian.
by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005
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